BuLL S@#$

No really guys, I really did ride a bull. I was going so fast, and at least lasted one minute, you can barely tell it's me.

Matt really did climb to the very top in a blink of an eye,

and I really did see SANTA and Mrs Claus at the DOLLAR STORE, I went to go get my picture with them but they were to busy telling a little girl how to be better to her mommy.